apollo01.wav
"Failure is not an option."
aquarius.wav
"She sure was a good ship."
"Farewell aquarius and we thank you."
bigoc.wav
"What's the big occasion?"
blackcat.wav
"Uh yes well I had a black cat walk over a broken mirror under the lunar module ladder, it didn't seem to be a problem."
bounce.wav
"Gentlemen we are not going to do this, we're not going to go bouncing off the walls for ten minutes because were just going to end up right back here with the same problems."
co2.wav
"Well I suggest you gentlemen invent a way to put a square peg in a round hole, rapidly."
damage.wav
"Houston were getting our first look at the service module now. One whole side of the spacecraft is missing. Right by the high gain antenna a whole panel is blown out, right up, right up to our heat shield."
dollar.wav
"If I had a dollar for every time they killed me in this thing I wouldn't have to work for you Deke."
finehour.wav
"It could be the worst disaster NASA has ever experienced."
"With all due respect sir. I think this is going to be our finest hour."
good2cu.wav
"Odessey, Houston do you read?"
"Hello Houston, this is Odessey. It's good to see you again."
measles.wav
"Are the flowers blooming in Houston?"
"Er, that's a negative Jim. I don't have the measles."
problem.wav
"This is Houston, say again please."
"Houston we have a problem."
reentry.wav
"The re-entry corridor is infact so narrow that if this basketball were the earth and this softball were the moon and if the two were placed 14 feet apart the crew would have to hit a target no thicker than this piece of paper."
seenit.wav
"Jim you gotta take a look at this."
"I've seen it."
stirtank.wav
"Hey we've got a problem here."
"What did you do?"
"Nothing, I stirred the tanks."
toilet.wav
"How do you go to the bathroom in space?"
"Well I'd show you its a highly techinical process of cranking down the window and looking for a gas station."
venting.wav
"Houston, we are venting something out into space."
washmchn.wav
"If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it."
watchtv.wav
"Blanche, these nice young men are going to watch the television with you. This is Niel Armstrong and this is Buzz Aldrin."
"Hi."
"Are you two boys in the space program too?"
