bag.wav
"This sort of thing ain't my bag baby."
bone.wav
"Throw me a fricking bone here."
cat.wav
"That's Doctor Evil's cat."
"How can you tell?"
"I never forget a pussy...cat."
dangers.wav
"Austin Powers. Danger's my middle name."
meowmix.wav
"I want chicken, I want liver. Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver."
million.wav
"It is in a while that you will notice that the Kreplakestani warhead has gone missing. If you want it back, you're going to have to pay me... one million dollars!"
[Laughter]
"Sorry, one hundred billion dollars!"
mystery.wav
"Isn't that what being an international man of mystery's all about?"
peepsdie.wav
"That makes me angry and when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people die!"
shh.wav
"It's no hassle..."
"Shh!"
"But..."
"Shh!"
"Um..."
"Shh!"
"All I'm saying..."
"Shh!"
"They're gonna get awa..."
"Shh!"
"I'm just..."
"Shh!"
"We..."
"Shh!"
"We..."
"Shh! Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Shh!"
"Look..."
"Shh! Let me tell you a little story about a man named shh! Shh! Even before you start. That was a pre-emtive shh. Just know I have a whole bag of shh with your name on it."
yeahbaby.wav
"Oh behave! Yeah, yeah baby yeah!"
yourpoin.wav
"I will never have sex with you. Ever. If you were the last man on Earth and I was the last woman on Earth and the future of the human race depended on our having sex simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you."
"What's your point Vanessa?"
