badboy.wav
"You know what man? I'm so sick of this bullshit! What I'm supposed to apologise for my family leaving money? All I ever wanted to be was a cop. I get up early and I take it to the max every day. I'm the first guy through the door and the last guy to leave the crime scene so you know what? F*** you, f*** them and f*** anybody whose got a problem with Mike Lowrie."
"I love you man."
"F*** you Marcus."
"I do you know your cool. You be my partner."
"Shut up man, slow ass driver. Driving like a bitch."
"Why I got to be all that? I take me and you off this f***ing cliff if you f***ing with me. Alright? Then it'd be what two bitches in the sea. Is that it? Is that what you want? My wife know I ain't no bitch. I'm a bad boy!"
[Bad Boys Song]
cutedog.wav
"That's funny you can just laugh at that. That's why I love him, now me I'd be pissed! Oh and look at this cute little dog on the couch. Oh, look how he crawls around on the leather and everything."
"That's Luke. You wanna meet Duke? He's in the bed he's been feeling sort of upset and having dioreah (How do u spell that?) and throwing up all morning."
"Oh, lets go see if little Dukey's going to be OK, shall we?"
damnbomb.wav
"You the one that picked the slow assed icecream truck! What am I smelling?"
"Just drive!"
"What am I smelling?"
"Ether, extremely flammable ether. Oh shit!"
"Oh, you the man oh you the f***ing man tonight. You go and pick an icecream truck that's a damn bomb!"
getsome.wav
"Baby it's my job, it's what it requires. You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning. I feel lighter on my feet."
"But you're gonna have to keep it in your pants baby 'cos I hear three little brunettes coming down the hall."
"Oh, that's cold. You gonna leave me hear like a humping dog."
gunshot.wav
"Seems like that gunshot wound has improved your driving skills!"
killhusb.wav
"Can I help you?"
"Yes I'm here to kill my husband."
married.wav
"Hey man what is this having a picnic shit in my car man?"
"Please man, I'm not getting my sex at home. Don't deny me this."
"What are you talking about you sleep with a beautiful woman every night."
"I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together but you can't get none."
mikemike.wav
"Yo, your on the mike with Mike."
negros.wav
"Hello."
"We're your new neighbours."
"Don't be alarmed we're negros."
pasngr57.wav
"Alright if you want some bad enough, come get some."
[They take out the 2 guys]
"You like that shit? Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57. Now give me a motherf***ing handy wipe!"
screwyou.wav
"It's a term you use baby, screw you is a cop term."
"You ain't screwing nothing!"
"Terressa, Godammit!"
skittles.wav
"I kill before, I kill again!"
"F***ing hold on! Do you see the f***ing emotion I'm going through right now? That means this shit is serious OK? That means me and this motherf***er ain't vibing right now."
"You got something on your chest?"
"I got something..."
"Hello? The guy's got a cannon!"
"Do you want some?"
"I want some."
"You want some bad enough you come get some!"
"I'm gone..."
"Hey freeze bitch!"
"You freeze bitch."
"Oh shit, I'm f***ed."
"Now back up, put the gun down and get me a packet of Tropical Fruit Bubilicious."
"And some skittles."
smooth.wav
"What's Marcus' wife like?"
"She's like a wife."
"Well I mean she must be pretty amasing to keep a guy like Marcus. You know there's something about him, I don't know what it is, he's so smooth you know? Boy I bet his wife's enjoying the smoothness right this minute."
"He got a quality that women respond to."
"Sure, I mean I can't imagine the kind of woman that wouldn't find Marcus attractive."
"Probably couldn't be around him and just you know like our situation where two people are alone."
"No, not with a guy like that."
"Excuse me."
[On the phone]
"No come on Mike, Mike put it back in! I cannot beleive you took it out. C'mon Marcus would kill us if he found out, give it to me. I can't beleive I let you see it."
undrcovr.wav
"This is your Godamn get away car, we're not going to get away from anything in this. What is this a Godamn family station wagon? Oh my God you a baby seat in the back, you got a baby seat in the back."
"It's an undercover car OK? Undercover."
wearing.wav
(on the phone) "How's things going with the kids? How's that potty training thing going? You are so silly. No, it'll be ten thirty, eleven o'clock. No don't wait up. (dialing tone) Yo, so why don't you rent a movie or something? So what you wearing?"
"Give the phone! Give me the phone!"
"She hung up, she hung up a long time ago I was playing."
