1000.wav
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
abides.wav
"The dude abides."
beverage.wav
"Hey, careful man! There's a beverage here, eh!"
bowling.wav
"Hey f*** it dude - let's go bowling."
click.wav
"Let me tell you something bendejo. If you pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you can stick it up your ass and pull the f***ing trigger 'till it goes... click."
cuswords.wav
"There's just one thing dude."
"What's that?"
"Do you have to use so many cus words?"
"What the f*** you talking about?"
money.wav
"Where's the money Lebowski? Where's the money Lebowski? Where's the f***in' money shit head?"
"It's uh... it's down there somewhere let me take another look."
moron.wav
"Walter I love you but sooner or later you're going to have to face the fact you're a god damn moron."
papers.wav
"First of all dude, you don't have an ex, secondly this is a f***ing show dog with f***ing papers. You can't board it, it gets upset, its hair falls out. The f***ing dog has f***ing papers... Over the line!"
toe.wav
"Where the f*** are they going to get..."
"You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Believe me. There are ways dude, you don't want to know about it believe me."
"Yeah, but Walter..."
"Hell I can get you a toe by three o'clock this afternoon - with nail polish."
where.wav
"Just tell me where the f*** you want us to go!"
