blair.wav
"I mean, what's your take on the Blair Witch at this point? Do you think she exists?"
"I dunno. I dunno."
lookback.wav
"What?"
"Nothing. I don't know why you have to have every conversation on video, man. Tape some evidence."
"Cause we're making a documentary."
"Not about us getting lost. We're making a documentary about a witch."
"I have a camera. It doesn't hurt, 'cos we'll all look back on this, and laugh hardily."
mike.wav
[Mike being scream hysterically]
myhome.wav
"This is my home."
"You look a little blurry, man. Let me zoom out on you, okay?"
"Got it?"
"Okay I got you."
"This is my home."
"Okay, wow."
"Which I am leaving the comforts of for the weekend, to explore the Blair Witch."
oldstory.wav
"Uh, we're doing a documentary."
"Yeah?"
"About the Blair Witch."
"Oh."
"Oh, have you heard of the Blair Witch?"
"Oh yeah, that's an old, old, old story."
smaltown.wav
"This is Burkitsville. Formally Blair. It is a small, quiet Maryland town. Much like a small quiet town anywhere."
sosorry.wav
"I am so, so sorry, for everything that has happened. Because inspite of what Mike says now, it is my fault. Because it was my project. Everything had to be my way. And this is where we've ended up. And it's all because of me that we're here now. Hungry and cold and hunted."