1sq.wav
"This is the captain. Set condition one-SQ for strategic missle launch. Spin of missles one through five and twenty through twenty-four. The release of nuclear weapons has been authorized. This is not a drill."
2sq.wav
"Crew of the Alabama. This is the captain. Set condition two-SQ. Terminate launch - all missles."
[Cheering]
2sides.wav
"This is a mutiny Peter. There's only two sides to a mutiny, now your captain is asking for your help. What are you going to do? What are you going to do?"
acula.wav
"Con Sonar, sir. We have its classification. Mark that tape. Get the classification on your monitor."
"Mr. Bannay what the hell is going on?"
"Sir the sub is classified as a Russian Acula class hunter-killer bearing 196, sir. He's close but I don't think he's spotted us."
allwhite.zip +1MB
"Speaking of horses, did you ever see those Lipinzeimher (!?!) stallions?"
"What?"
"From Portugal the Lipinzeimher stallions, most highly trained horses in the world, they're all white."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir you're aware they're all white or yes, sir you've seen them."
"Yes, sir I've seen them. Yes, sir I'm aware they're all white. They're not from Portugal, they're from Spain and at birth they're not white, they're black."
"I didn't know that, but they are from Portugal."
backup.wav
"We have back up. Now it's our duty not to launch until we can confirm."
"You're presuming that we have other submarines out there ready to launch. As captain I must asume that our submarines could have been taken out by other Aculas. We can play these games all night Mr. Hunter but I don't have the luxury of your presumptions."
"Sir."
"Mr. Hunter, we have rules that are not open to interpretation, personal intuition, gut feelings, hairs on the back of your neck, little devils or angels sitting on your shoulders."
"Captain."
"We are all very well aware of what our orders are and what those orders mean. They come down from our Commander in Cheif, they contain no ambiguity."
"Captain..."
"Mr. Hunter I have made a decision, I'm captain of this boat, now shut the f*** up!"
condom.wav
"Rachenko is fuelling his birds, now why do you think he's doing that? Why? You don't put on a condom unless you're gonna f***!"
count23.wav
"I'm gonna count to three then I'm gonna blow your f***ing head off! One... Two... Shit! It does me no good to kill you, you're the only one who knows the combination. However, Petty Officer Hilare, doesn't know the combination. Millions of lives are at stake here don't make a dumb decision. One... Two..."
"Sir!"
cubanmis.wav
"The captain has asked me to brief you on the Emergency Action Message we just received. As you know before we got under way, the Russian Army was in position encircling the rebel camps and Rachenko started making extravagant threats should anyone move in on him, that he would launch his land-based nuclear weapons at the United States and at Japan. The only safeguard was that the Russian government control the launch codes. Intel now indicates that those launch codes have been comprimised and U.S. military forces have been directed to set DefCon three. The last time we hit this stage of emergency was thrity-two and a half years ago during the Cuban missile crisis."
godhelpu.wav
"God help you if you're wrong."
"If I am wrong then we're at war, God help us all."
hunkydor.wav
"So Mr. Hunter do you think I was wrong to run that drill?"
"Not necessarily, sir."
"Do you think I got that man killed?"
"No, sir. One thing had nothing to do with the other. It was an accident."
"Would you have run the drill?"
"No, sir I wouldn't have."
"Why not?"
"The fire in the galley could have flared back up, I would have seen to it first sir."
"I'm sure you would have. Me on the other hand I think that that's the best time to run a drill. Confusion on a ship is nothing to fear, it should be taken advantage of. Lest you forget Mr. Hunter we are a ship of war, designed for battle. You don't just fight battles when everything is hunky-dory."
mutiny.zip +2MB
"Ship targeting to target package SLBM64741/2. This is the captain."
"Captain I cannot concur."
"Repeat my command."
"Sir we don't know what this message means, our target package could have changed."
"You repeat this order or i'll find somebody who will."
"Oh, no you won't sir."
"You're relieved of your position. Cob remove Mr. Hunter from the control room get Lieutenant Zimmerman here right now!"
"No, sir I do not concur and I do not recognise your authority to relieve under command under Navy regulations."
"Cob, arrest this man and get him out of here!"
[Speaking over each other]
"Captain under operating procedures governing the release of nuclear weapons we cannot launch our missiles unless both you and I agree. This is expressly why your command must be repeated, it requires my assent, I do not give it and furthermore if you continue upon this course and insist upon this launch without confirming this message first I will be forced to act by the rules of precedence, authority in command regulations number 815... to relieve you of command captain."
"As commanding officer of the U.S. Alabama I order you to place the XO under arrest on the charge of mutiny. I say again I order you to place the XO under arrest on the charge of mutiny. Cob!"
"Captain, please the XO is right we can't launch unless he concurs."
"To the U.S. Alabama. Rebel controlled missiles being fuled, launch codes comprimised, dissidents threaten launch at continental United States, set DefCon 2. Immediately launch ten Trident missile sorties. They're fueling their missiles. We don't have time to f*** around."
"Sir, I think you need time to think this over."
"I don't have to think this over."
"Captain, I relieve you of your command of this ship. Cob, escort the captain to his state room, I am assuming command."
"You're not assuming anything."
"Chief of the Boat, Captain Ramsay is under arrest, lock him in his state room."
"Captain, please."
"Now Cob!"
"Aye, sir. Mitchell, Walker take the captain below."
"Cob what are you waiting for!?"
preserve.wav
"Those sailors out there are just boys. Boys who are training to do a terrible and unthinkable thing. If that ever occurs the only reassurance they'll have is that they are doing the proper thing, is gonna derive from their unqualified belief in the unified chain of command. That means, we don't question each others motives in front of the crew. It means we don't undermine each other. It means in a missile drill they hear your voice right after mine, without hesitation. Do you agree with that policy sailor?"
"Absolubtly, sir."
"We're here to preserve democracy not to practice it."
silvrsur.wav
"Why were you two fighting?"
"Well I said that the Kirby Silver Surfer was the only real Silver Surfer and that the Mobious Silver Surfer was shit. And Denenfield's a big Mobious fan. Things got outta hand, I pushed him, he pushed me. I lost my head sir, I'm sorry."
"Raveti, you're a supervisor. You can get a commision like that."
"I know it, sir you're 100% right. It'll never happen again..."
"It better not happen again. I see this kind of nonesense I'm gonna write you up you understand? Do you understand?"
"Yes, sir."
"You have to set an example even in the face of stupidity. And everybody that reads comic books knows that Kirby Silver Surfer is the only true Silver Surfer. Now am I right or wrong?"
"You're right, sir."
"Alright get outta here."
"Yes, sir."
