attntion.wav
"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something I don't know I really wasn't paying attention."
boneher.wav
"The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her."
"That's a special feeling Loyd."
denver.wav
"I expected the Rocky mountains to be a little rockier than this."
"Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver is full of shit man."
doingit.wav
"We're really doing it though aren't we buddy!"
freakout.wav
"They always freak out when you leave the site of an accident."
funbags.wav
"Look at the fun bags on that hose hound."
"I'd like to eat her liver with some farver beans and a nice bottle of Chianti."
iou.wav
"Where's all the money?"
"That's as good as money sir, those are IOU's. Go ahead and add it up every cents accounted for. Look, see this that's a car, 275 thou might want to hang on to that one."
loser.wav
"Man, you are one pathetic loser."
nofood.wav
"We got no food, we got no jobs, are pets heads are falling off!"
scholboy.wav
"I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy."
seniors.wav
"Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow, and dangerous behind the wheel can still serve a purpose. Now don't you go dying on me!"
