bnewscnn.wav
"Yes after the distress signal your helicopter took off and the Russians scarmbled these three MIGs here to intercept it."
"What do you think the Russians are using the base for?"
"Well at one point we suspected Sevrenaya might be the ground station for a secret space based weapons program called Goldeneye but..."
"Our statistical analysis saw they had neither the finance nor technology to implement it."
"Numbers were never my strong suit. Are these pictures live?"
"Unlike the American government we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN."
foreng.wav
"For England James?"
"No, for me."
heavnyet.wav
[Whistle]
"I have a small suprise from your friends back at the barracks."
"I think I've gone to heaven."
"Not yet."
[Two gunshots]
inuendos.wav +1MB
"Good evening Moneypenny."
"Good evening James. M will meet you in the situation room, I'm to take you straight in."
"Hmm, I've never seen you after hours Moneypenny, lovely."
"Thank you James."
"Out on some kind of proffesional assignment? Dressing to kill?"
"I know you'll find this crushing 007 but I don't sit at home every night praying for some international incident, so I can run down here all dressed up to impress James Bond. I was on a date if you must know with a gentlemen, we went to the theatre together."
"Oh, Moneypenny I'm devastated. What would I ever do without you?"
"As far as I can remember James, you've never had me."
"Hope springs eternal."
"You know this sort of behaviour could qulify as sexual harrasment."
"Really? What's the penalty for that?"
"Some day you have to make good on your inuendos."
invince.wav
"Yes! I am invincible!"
knockers.wav
"Boris. Boris!"
"What? ... I thought I'd post it on the internet, no?"
"What's the password?"
"I made it easy this time. Even you should be able to break it, borscht for brains. Alright, alright I'll give you a hint. They're right infront of you and can open very large doors."
"You're such a geek."
luckfate.wav
"Too easy."
"Half of everything is luck James."
"And the other half?"
[Alarm siren]
"Fate... set timers six minutes."
"Six minutes, check."
onatopp.wav
"The trick is to quit while you're still ahead."
"That's one trick I've never learned. Perhaps you'll show me how it's done?"
"Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred. And for you?"
"Same."
"How do you take it?"
"Straight up, with a twist. Thank you mister..."
"The names Bond, James Bond."
"Xeniazergeyenva (!?!) Onatopp."
"Onatopp?"
"Onatopp."
pengrnde.zip +1MB
"Now this I'm particularly proud of, behind the headlights - Stinger missiles."
"Excellent. Just the thing for unwinding after a rough day at the office."
"Need I remind you 007 that you have a license to kill, not to break the traffic laws."
"I wouldn't think of it."
"Good. Now lets get on to more practical matters. A pen. This is a class four grenade. Three clicks arms the four second fuse, another three disarms it."
[3 clicks]
"How long did you say the fuse was?"
"Oh, grow up 007."
"They always said the pen was more powerful than the sword."
"Thanks to me they were right. Look lets ask Fred here to demonstrate for us. Here we are, sorry about this Fred. One, two, three..."
[Explosion]
"Dont say it!"
"The writing's on the wall?"
safesex.wav
"You don't need the gun, Commander."
"That depends on your definition of safe sex."
shakstir.wav
"James Bond. Charming, sophisticated secret agent. Shaken but not stirred. Hahaha."
"I see you haven't lost your delicate sense of humour Valentine, huh? Or your need for an audience. Who's strangling the cat?"
"Strangling a cat?"
[Very bad singing]
[Gunshot]
"That is Erena, my mistress."
"Very talented girl."
thoreval.wav
"James I want you to stop this car."
"Really?"
"Stop this car at once!"
[Screech]
"As you can see I have no problem with female authority."
"James you're incoragable. What am I going to do with you?"
"Well lets toast to your evaluation shall we? .. A very thourough evaluation."
