airsick.wav
"It's Air Force One for crying out loud, still he gets sick."
area51.wav
"Regardless of what you may have read in the tabloids there have never been any spacecraft recovered by our government. Take my word for it there's no Area 51, there's no recovered spaceship."
"Ah, excuse me Mr. President. That's not entirely accurate."
bekilled.wav
"Can they be killed?"
"Well there bodies are just as frail as ours. These two died in the crash, this one a few weeks later. You just have to get through their technology which is, I'm sorry to say, far more advanced."
chase.wav
"They're chasing us."
"No really, you think?"
chekmate.wav
"First you strategically position your pieces then when the timing's right you strike. See, they're positioning themselves all over the world using this one signal to synchronise their efforts and in approximately six hours the signal's gonna disappear and the countdown's gonna be over."
"And then what?"
"Checkmate."
cigars.wav
"Oh damn. Wait a minute we've got to find some cigars I can't, I can't..."
"Here, here take these. My last two."
"You are a lifesaver. Almost put a hex on the whole damn thing."
clerance.wav
"I'm sorry Captain this is a restricted area. I can't let you pass without clearance."
"Ok, come here. You wanna see my clearance?"
[Uncovers the alien]
"Maybe I'll just leave this here with you?"
"Let them past."
cropdust.wav
"Well I'm Russel Case sir and after 'Nam I er, got into crop dusting and I've been doing it ever since."
dcgone.wav
"Lets just get there as quickly as possible."
"What's the rush huh? You think we'll get to Washington and it won't be there."
dredlock.wav
"This was supposed to be my weekend off, but nooo. You got me out here dragging your heavy ass through the burning desert, with your dread locks sticking out the back of my parachute."
encountr.wav
"Now that's what I call a close encounter."
exciting.wav
"The last 24 hours have been really exciting."
"Exciting? People are dying out there I don't think exciting is a word I'd choose to describe it."
fatlady.wav
"We're loose. Can you get us out of here in 30 seconds?"
"I ain't heard no fat lady."
"Forget the fat lady, you're obsessed with the fat lady. Drive us out of here."
flyit.wav
"You really think you can fly that thing?"
"You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?"
fright.wav
"Now what do we do?"
"Address the nation. There's gonna be a lot of frightened people out there."
"Yeah? I'm one of them."
funding.wav
"How do you get funding for something like this?"
"Well you don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat do you?"
goodnite.wav
"Hey, alright look at us! Take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye!"
"Take care alright. You think they have any clue what's about to happen to them?"
"Oh, not a chance in hell. Goodnight!"
greensht.wav
"Oh no you did not shoot that green shit at me."
hangup.wav
"If this isn't an insanely beautiful woman I'm hanging up."
"Sir, I think you should listen to this."
hostile.wav
"And what happens if they do become hostile?"
"Then God help us."
iday.wav
"And you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyriany, oppresion or persecution but from annihaltion. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist and should we win the day the fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday but the day when the world declared in one voice we will not go quietly into the night, we will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today we celebrate our independence day!"
inorbit.wav
"The object has settled into a stationary orbit."
"Well that's good news."
"Not really sir. Part of it has broken off into nearly three dozen other pieces, smaller than the whole sir, yet over fifteen miles in width themselves."
"Where are they heading?"
"They should be entering our atmosphere within the next 25 minutes."
invasion.wav
"Millions of them. What are they doing?"
"Looks like they're preparing for an invasion."
mywife.wav
"Any news on my wife yet?"
"The helicopter never made it to Nellis. No radio contact."
oops.wav
"Lets rock 'n' roll."
[Bang]
"Oops."
"Oops? What do you mean oops?"
"Oh, look what some jerk didn't put..."
"What do mean saying oops there?"
"What d'you say we try that one again huh?"
"Yes, yes, without the oops."
orderly.wav
"If you feel compelled to leave these cities. Please do so in an orderly fashion."
[Mayhem noises]
peace.wav
"I know there is much we can learn from each other if we can negotiate a truce. We can find a way to co-exist. Can there be a peace between us?"
"Peace. No Peace"
"What is it that you want us to do?"
"Die!"
theman.wav
"Who's the man huh? Who's the man?"
ticking.wav
"Now I found a signal hidden inside our own sateleite system. They're using our own sateleites against us and the clock is ticking."
tires.wav
"Lets kick the tires and light the fires big daddy."
typical.wav
"Its from the Americans! (No way!) They are organising a counter offensive! (Because nobody apart from the Americans can think for themselves of course!)"
"Its about bloody time. What do they plan to do? (Oh and by the way shall we have a cup of good old English tea?)"
virus.wav
"How did you do that?"
"I gave it a cold. I gave it a virus. A computer virus."
whoopet.wav
"I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whoop ET's ass thats all."
