blast.wav
"I'm serious fellas you're lucky to be alive after a blast like that."
"What blast?"
"Underground gas main genius! You fellas need to excersise a lot more caution before discharging your fire-arms, I'll tell you that right now. Especially you. Now have yourselves checked out with EMS on the other side of the hill before you leave."
figment.wav
"I am just a figment of your imagination."
funny.wav
"That's just that's very funny to me...y'all ain't laughing though."
good.wav
"You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good."
noidea.wav
"Don't sir me young man you have no idea who you're dealing with."
pissin.wav
"Damn well you're just pissing everbody off today huh?"
sorry.wav
"Sorry y'all. It was an accident. Sorry."
elvis.wav
"You do know that Elvis is dead right?"
"No Elvis is not dead he just went home."
job.wav
"Interesting job you guys have."
rain.wav
"It just be raining black people in New York!"
smear.wav
"Do you know how many of your kind I've swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me you slimy, gut-sucking, intestinal parasite! Eat me. Eat me!"
